Condoms will be replaced by "smart tintin rings" in the future?
Let's imagine a scene in the next three years-
When: March 7, 2020. clear.
Scenario: You have nothing to do, and you decide to chat with the Peach Devil.
Knocking on the door of the big devil's room, he saw a small black box in his hand and repeated Capricorn playing with interest.
So you have the following conversation--
You: Big Devil, what's that cigarette-shaped thing on your hand?
Big Devil: Little one, you do n’t understand. This is a smart kid, the legendary sex life-changing artifact.
(You get closer to the box and the text on it comes into view)
Product name: i.Con Smart Condom
Appearance description: Lightly like a sleeve, waving it, can not take away a cloud
Slogan: Man, as sensitive as a cat, soft and carefree
Time to market: Not long ago
You: Is this smart cover made of natural latex with a faint bergamot fragrance?
Big Devil: Oh no no no, that's too low. In fact, in a strict sense, this smart condom is not a condom, but a ring, which needs to be used with ordinary condoms. Just wear this ring on Tintin's roots and jam the condom.
You: Why not use polyester fiber or rubber band?
Big Devil: Do n’t you think the eggs do n’t hang on you, do you? Idiot!
The condom needs to be used with ordinary condoms
You: Is this the first smart kit in the world?
Big Devil: Yes, I gave it a Chinese name, "Yun Tao". Its advent will surely trigger a revolution in the wearable technology world.
you? Wearable technology? Are you talking about wearable technology that can't fire anyway? Like Google Glass or something?
Big Devil: Yes, that's it.
You: I dare not ask, but ... but I still can't help it. What function does this "cloud cover" have?
Big Devil: Is there such a trace after your love and love-how many calories did I burn just now? How many insertions are there? What is the speed of each insertion? How long did I last every time?
You: Ah? Is it useful to know the answers to these questions? Did you sell this Yuntao to Xie ears who just lived a husband and wife life? !!
Big Devil: Huh! Let the ridicule be more intense! Just like those who laughed at the "earth is round"!
Big Devil: You have to admit that you are really wasting a lot of valuable sexual data now. Yuntao guarantees to record these data, including how often you love and love, the exact perimeter of Tintin (last week, the most popular girl was welcomed Tintin size award, review here), Tintin's skin temperature, and how much you just used This pose and so on.
You: How does it feel like a Xiaomi bracelet, but this ring is worn on Tintin?
Big Devil: Uh ... I don't like your metaphor, but it's very appropriate. This gimbal can be charged via USB and can sync data to the phone. Of course, if you like, you can also share your circle of friends with one click.
You: Uh ... So in the future, "WeChat steps" will be a sister application of "WeChat love count" ...
Big Devil: This is a good suggestion. You reminded us that our second-generation product is considering installing a 16-megapixel camera, a soft light selfie, and brighten your beauty, you know.
You: Hey! Where can I buy it! I want to have my own cloud cover now!
—End—
There are indeed some so-called smart sleeves on the market, often called "adult able wearable technology." But the functions are very limited, far from the features mentioned in the article.
The kit mentioned in the article, according to a report given by the US media CNET, said that it has been accepted by users for pre-order, priced at 59.99 pounds. A price most people can afford.
So, let's quietly wait for this smart sleeve to come out!
